NO WORRIES ! come on down to the medical centre where your FRIENDLY medics CPL Ho and CPL Yeo are on 24hrs standby on this BEAUTIFUL day ...
For one day only, we would be giving out FREE IVs to cure your lovesickness so that you can enjoy this SPECIAL occasion as much as we do ... Dr. Hartmann's special solution is bound to get you in the mood for luuurrrvveee* ....
How do you get this SPECIAL offer , you ask .. SIMPLE ! Come on down for a drip at an ALL-TIME LOW cost of $19.95 and get the 2nd IV free !!! AMAZING !!! Yes ! the 2nd drip is ABSOLUTELY FREE !!!
WOW ! Whats more ?! We'll even throw in an EXTRA IV for every single one we miss**! That's right ! IF you buy 1, you'll get another FREE packet of this PPRECIOUS solution ... And if we take 2 tries to get the drip in each time, you'll get a total of 6 IVs !!! That'll add up to 6 IVs for the price of one !!! An offer NOT TO BE MISSED !!!
The first 5 customers of the day will recieve a COMPLIMENTARY crepe bandage.
So hurry ! COME on down NOW !!! Only while stocks last. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY !!!
*Effects may vary. **Only limited to initial 2 IVs.
#please do not take this post seriously, seriously ...